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                英語笑話笑死人¤不償命08: 愛護動物

                所屬教程:英語∩笑話笑死人不償命

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                yangyongbo

                2015年07月06日

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                The owner of the hamburger stand was rather surprised to see a man walk in with three iguanas, but when the man ordered four hamburgers with fries, the owner complied with a shrug.

                有個人牽了三只大蜥蜴走進一家漢堡店,老板嚇了一跳。接著他點了四份漢堡和薯條,老板聳聳肩答應了他的要求.

                The man and his iguanas enjoyed their dinner and left.

                那個老兄和他的蜥◣蜴享受過晚餐後便離開了。

                The next day the man returned with two kangaroos and the same scene was repeated.

                第二天,那個人帶了兩只袋鼠,又點了相同的東西。

                On the third day the man entered with two orangutans and a chimpanzee, and the owner couldn't help making a remark.

                第三天,他帶了兩只紅毛猩猩和一只黑∴猩猩。

                "You certainly seem to be an animal lover," he said.

                老板實在↘忍不住,便說:“您實在是個愛護動物的有心人。”

                "That's true," said the man, "and I'd like you to know how much we appreciate your letting us eat here. Some proprietors object. "

                “那倒是真卐的,”那位仁▲兄回答說道.‘‘另外我也要感謝你讓我們進來吃晚餐,許多店老板都拒絕賣東西給我們。”

                "That's quite alright," said the shopkeeper.

                “沒有問題◥啦!”店老板說。

                "As a token of my appreciation, I’d like to give you this lobster. " And the animal lover handed over a live, wriggling crustacean

                “為了向你表示謝意,我送你一只龍▲蝦。”說著他便給老板一只活蹦亂跳々的大龍蝦。

                "Well, that's very kind of you. My wife and I will have it for dinner. "

                “您真好,我太太和我將以它當晚餐。”

                "Oh, he-s already had dinner. But I am sure he-d love totake in a movie. "

                “喔,它已經吃過晚餐了,但我想它會喜歡看ξ 場電影。”

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